letme-giveyour-heart-a-breakkk:

i mean, we come here to get away from the hoes on fb and twitter, why would we wanna find them?

(Source: acurseonher)

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: rubywhiterabbit)


(Source: iraffiruse)

  • people at my school: whats your tumblr url
  • me: whats tumblr
  • people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
  • me: really how many
  • people at school: 100 haha
  • me: wOw ThAts aLOt
Problems of teenagers.
  • most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
  • me: why can't I untangle these earphones
  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face